Monday, April 26, 2010

Stop playing with your food!



Food doesn’t have to be boring. In fact, it can be quite creative (some images are past nisht).

For more creativity, see this (also a little past nisht).

For more food, see this and this.

18 comments:

Just like a guy said...

Do Russians (in Russia, or elsewhere) drink Smirnoff?

Anarchist Chossid said...

Possibly. Although from what I understand it’s recognized as a low-quality drink.

Is this an academic or a person question?

Just like a guy said...

I noticed a bottle of it in one of the pics and I got to wondering.

Anarchist Chossid said...

Where?

Actually, the pictures are somewhat disturbing.

Just like a guy said...

In one of the pics on one of the sites.

Why?

Anarchist Chossid said...

Which one?

Because the guy who spent all this time painting eggs and egg yolks and making different scenarios about how they are terrified of being eaten cannot be too normal. I mean, one or two times are fun, but, this looks a bit too much.

I mean, look at this picture: http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/4102/yes06.92/0_1b637_a837a24a_XL.jpg That is not a refrigerator of a normal person. (Especially a Russian one. Why are they all smiling?)

I suppose if the author is a woman and/or artist, that would be understandable.

Just like a guy said...

How should I know? You want me to go back and look through every single one?

So women and artists are not normal?

Anarchist Chossid said...

Do you have something better to do?

Of course women and artists are not normal. Hello? But, they are not normal in a non-disturbing way. I.e., it’s their derech to be that way, and we have to live with it and love them for it.

So, a woman painting smiley faces on grapes is ok. An artist doing the same thing is also ok, especially if he can trick someone to pay him for that. But, say, a middle-aged, slightly overweight, balding clerk of male persuasion doing that is probably a closet something or other.

Just like a guy said...

Yes.

You're very generous.

Perhaps the artist is Russian- that would explain everything.

Anarchist Chossid said...

That wouldn’t explain why the faces are smiling.

Just like a guy said...

Of course it would!

http://www.cafepress.com/+kiss_me_im_a_communist_womens_pink_tshirt,55540364

Anarchist Chossid said...

a) the author of the t-shirt design is not Russian. A Russian would have a better sense of style and coloring and in general, would say something else.

b) the t-shirt makes no sense. As everyone knows, there was no sex in the Soviet Union. http://www.ivorytowerz.com/2009/02/there-is-no-sex-in-soviet-union.html

(The story is a little dishonest, because what really happened was that there was a “media-bridge” between the US and USSR. Some concerned people from the US side complained that there is too much past-nisht stuff on US television. And they asked if there was such a problem in the Soviet Union. The woman wanted to say: “There is no sex in the Soviet Union on television”, but before she could finish the sentence, everyone on both sides burst out laughing.)

Just like a guy said...

What would a Russian say?

Anarchist Chossid said...

http://s.ecrater.com/stores/80337/48df35171a47b_80337n.jpg

Just like a guy said...

In my experience of Russians (limited to the Jewish variety, to be certain), the kiss is just as freely granted as the hug.

e said...

My sister and her husband drew faces on oranges and gave them as shalach manos.

Anarchist Chossid said...

Are they newlywed?

e said...

but of course