Friday, July 8, 2011

Defend yourself

Russian poster:

“Everything is solved much more easily. I do not call 02.” (Russian equivalent of 911.)

The image is in response to a story where nine Russian settlers of the village Sagra defended themselves against sixty Azerbaijanian drug dealers who were angry at the villagers’ having kicked out a drug dealer from their village.

The response of Russian “authorities” is brilliant: they are trying to figure out if it’s possible to put the villagers in prison for not waiting for the police. Unable to prove that the villager Zubarev who killed one of the drug dealers committed murder, the police are trying to prove that this was “a case of hooliganism”.

Instructions, in Russian, how to get yourself a legal gun (I like the mottos in Latin letters, such as “Si vis pacem, para bellum”):

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