Thursday, June 24, 2010

A note
(“If you use your free insurance, your teeth will look as shiny as mine”)

A note found in President Obama’s desk from his predecessor.
To: President Obama
From: President Bush
Subject: When [...] hits the fan

Dear Borya,

When things get tough, do the following:

1. Blame everything on me.
2. Do everything exactly like me.

Best of luck,
It seems our mighty leader has gotten to step two. (If you remember, President Bush started a war in Iraq. The war was going badly. Liberals and the press were screaming. Then the President found a proper general, who won the war. The same story, by the way, happened with President Lincoln.)

[via arbat]


The Real Shliach said...

Because of course US presidents always have Russian nicknames for each other.

e said...

TRS: you took the words out of my mouth!

A Suede Ḥossid said...