(“If you use your free insurance, your teeth will look as shiny as mine”)
A note found in President Obama’s desk from his predecessor.
To: President ObamaIt seems our mighty leader has gotten to step two. (If you remember, President Bush started a war in Iraq. The war was going badly. Liberals and the press were screaming. Then the President found a proper general, who won the war. The same story, by the way, happened with President Lincoln.)
From: President Bush
Subject: When [...] hits the fan
When things get tough, do the following:
1. Blame everything on me.
2. Do everything exactly like me.
Best of luck,