The world at peace and in balance

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A few things that jumped to my attention:

1. Soviet Union ate most of Europe (including East Germany) and Iran.
2. Despite United Europe, Ireland, UK and the Vikings (the countries which even today are reluctant to participate in European Socialism Project) are separate entities. As is Turkey, which even today does not fit with either Arabs or Europeans.
3. “Hebrew land”.
4. Screw Canada and Mexico. They should only be so happy to be part of the United States of America. Along with Greenland (which apparently no longer belongs to Denmark) and Iceland (which apparently is no longer part of Europe).
5. Albania and Greece are their own thing. What is it with liberal college professors (from Woody the Wilson on) trying to put the South European countries (Yugoslavia etc.) together? Get the hint already: there are about 200 nationalities in that little region, and the hate each other. Even people from the same village hate each other, let along from different ethnicities.
6. United Republics of China. Ha-ha.
7. I like the three major international unions. USSR — united by political ideology. USA — united by common economic interests. British Commonwealth — united by a desire to play cricket together.
8. Madagascar is part of the British Commonwealth, not African whachamacallit. “Arrr. There be pirrrrates there. We want them with us.”

Anything I am missing? Leave a comment.