Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Kobayashi vs. the bear vs. NYPD

“Look how skinny Kobayashi is, and look at the size of the bear!”

I think our glorious police did not take well to the member of their own species (although it’s not clear how much the sapiens part applies to policemen) losing to a member of Ursidae family and decided to arrest the “Japanese eating machine”.

“I can eat fifty hotdogs in twelve minutes. It is like running one hundred meters in nine seconds.” I would be interested to take a look at his conversion formula.

“It has been called degrading, disgusting, and a sign of societal decay, but Kobayashi calls it a sport.” Well, and what do you call organized sport?

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